This is like me playing games against my sister - btw i'm Hazza :P

My Finger is Bigger than yo Willy - literally!!!

Hey peeps!
How are you? Well i'm dying at the moment if you wanted to know...
Well me dying all started at netball...
...I hurt my finger really badly, i'd probably make you die cause it's pretty complicated...
...Then I got bit by an asian - which was pretty scary (now i've got herpes... :( jks :) )...
...Then I didn't get tickets to see One Direction - now I'm depressed - so imma gonna stalk them and eat cake :)...
...But mum cheered me up, cause she's usually a strict asian parent - but she started whining and acting all depressed cause she isn't ever gonna see Liam, and she supposedly tells me she had a dream that she was at the concert pushing all the girls away so she could get closer to the boys - which really made me laugh :D...
...But remember that asian that bit me earlier - he bit me again!!!!!!!!! - bitch :( - so now my hand is all puffy :(...
...And then there's this little british boy that leaves his bag unguarded and left alone, so I thought i'd make his bag happy by leaving it behind a bush, so this girl who calls herself a little dancer distracted him while I hid his bag behind a bush...
...We both walked away quickly, waiting for him to come after us...
...There was a silence, but then we heard "where is my bag gone? Oh no I've lost it!!!", the little dancer girl and I had quite a laugh, but then me being a bum and all that I went up to the ugly little boy and said "found your bag yet?"...
...And as per usual, he goes"you little bitch!!!!!" and I attempt to run with a heavy bag and that, but I rolled my ankle going around a corner, so I'm limping to try get away...
...But then I realise imma holding a milkshake so I say "If you lay a finder on me I will spray this in your face" (imma trying to sound all scary!) but then he grabs hold of my arms and rapes me on a bush - jks :P (well if you were watching it would of looked like that :/) he was actually trying to push me but he was trying to hold both of my hands back at the same time...
...And as I said before "If you lay a finger on me i'll spray this in your face!" - and thats what I did, so I won - again - ugly blonde dumb british boy 0 - awesome really smart anglo-indian really nice haired me 100393744362453252314734035846574985389402!...
...So yeah imma fine now and imma not dying anymore (my finger is but yeah :P)...
...Thank-you for reading all this if you actually did read this all :/ and here's a piccie of my fat finger and my ugly face :)

Yeah imma in my pjs! My finger is the thing rapped in bandages if you're all wondering!
So, have a really good weekend, and i'll see ya later!
Fred Bear xx
P.S. More of my evil plotting against that ugly little british boy coming up ahead :)

I just had to put this one up!

That Niall <3

One Direction

Long time, no see

Hey Peeps,
Don't worry - I'm still alive (not that you care)... Anyways, today, I got to hold my new cousin :) He's pretty cute and yeah. I scored a goal at my hockey game so i'm really happy 'bout that. I've got some homework to do so sorry for any spelling mistakes cause i'm rushing this! I'm making some dolls and I have to finish seven chapter summaries for this book i'm studying in class. I'm eating tim tams at the moment - just wanted to let you know... :D So i'm a happy person this week. I'll post some piccies of my dolls later. So, enjoy your week ahead everyone!
Fred Bear xx
P.S. Black Caviar won the Diamond Jubilee Race!!! WHOOOOOO!! 

Party On Peeps!

Casually Dancing Like Crazy Idiots!

Hey peeps!
How are you?
Well, I had my school social a few days ago and my friends and I danced like crazy idiots! We weren't high on anything cause we didn't buy any food or eat any and I only bought one soft drink. I had fun, when the DJ played WMYB and OT you couldn't hear the music cause people were screaming and singing along! Oh yes, guess what! I got a new hockey stick - YAY!!! It's pretty awesome and I have nearly perfected the Indian Dribble - YAYAYAYAYAY!!! So imma gonna use it at training and I have also learnt a few new ways of dribbling and tackling that imma gonna try out! I'm just so pumped and excited and everything! :) Well, I hope everyone enjoys the week ahead and I have to go and finish my S&E hw on Aztec gods which I already know a few thanks to the Aztec priest song from HH series 2 - I think....
Seeya
Fred Bear xx             

Hip thrusts, oh here we go, give it some yeah...

Yep, I've Got Swag! - Just borrowed it from the doctor...

Last Post for Today Peeps!

What?!

You can blow my whistle baby - only joking!

I'm gonna start to do a one or two GIF a day thing, cause it's getting a bit hard and I'm probably annoying everyone! So here is todays: 

Yep guys, had to bless this post with doctor who! :P

Oh Gosh - Told Ya So

Told ya I was going to annoy ya with all my posts, btw, how flattering is that Jim?

Aaaaahhhh It's 1D

Pretty Sexy :P

Heyo!

Hi Peeps,
So, I didn't ask out the boy I like cause imma wimp... :( I'm gonna have a big 1D spas and put up all these GIFS to annoy everyone and make people drool at the amazing sight of One Direction!!! And cause I;m also a big Horrible Histories fan and a Doctor Who fan, I'll try to find some pretty epic GIFS for them too :) Well, keep watching this space just cause :D Btw, have a listen if you already haven't to One Direction's version of Valerie - it's fabLOUIS! Thanks to a special little someone, i've got the song stuck in my head and i'm humming it right now - that's how annoying I am! Heeheehee!
Well, seeya's and enjoy your week!
Fred Bear xx

Just A Little 1D

I Wanna Stay Up All Night and Do It All With You

Oh gosh, One Direction, I luv em, and Dad is awesome (even though he gave me bruises all up my arm - cause we were play fighting, then he brought out a sword, then I brought out the butchers knife, then mum came in and started telling us how we could get injured and what idiots we are...) , so yep, HE BOUGHT ME THE UP ALL NIGHT TOUR DVD!!!!!!! Omigosh, omigosh, i'm hyperventilating!!!  It's amazayn, best DVD ever! What else...

...Ooh yes, I'm going to attempt to ask out the boy I like, but i'm going to make it hard for anyone to guess if I got rejected so here's y game plan: (anyone can try it if they want to)

Step 1: So I'm going to go up to him and talk (lots of compliments! hehehehe)

Step 2: I'm going to ask him out

Possible step 3: If he says no, i'll just tell him it's a joke, a dare that a friend told me.

Possible step 3: If he says yes, i'll steal a car, drive us to the stars, give him the moon, it's the least I could do if he gave me the chance - Stand Up by One Direction of course!!!

Possible step 4: If he says no, i'll go up to another bunch of boys and ask them out for fun

So yep, that was all a joke! (What if the person I asked out reads this :O) Well yeah, i'm going to try, it's just i'm really nervous cause i've never, ever been rejected before, and I know, he's the only one that is capable of saying no... (oh gosh, what if my parents are reading this :O Hey mum and dad if you are!!!!!! This is all a dare - so don't yell at me, cause i'm not being naughty :)...)

So thanks for reading this really spastic post, and if that 'just a little dancer' peep is reading - you know nothing, keep your lips sealed, if he says yes, you'll know how it went, if he says no, you'll see me acting overly happy to try hide what happened (I'll probably tell you, cause your one of the only peeps I can trust at school :) ) And for all the other readers, you know nothing - HUSH!

Fred Bear over and out xx

Awesome Birthday Party!

Yep, I know, parties are awesome and so is food, so let me tell you what happened yesterday. Well a friend of mine had her 13th birthday party yesterday. It was a case of Liverpool (rubbish team) vs Tottenham (whooooo!), Sausage on the floor, tomato sauce all over my jacket, this really weird movie called White Chicks or something, my handbag getting abused, my shoes in the garden, a pinnate that took a while to fall apart, some pretty high heels, lots of loud burps, an asian guy who suffers from sweat attacks and heaps of fun and dancing! I swear i've gained like a kg or something. Everyone was pretty much high on lollies but it was heaps of fun. The neighbours were probably thinking of bringing a machine gun to the house and threatening to kill us all if we didn't keep the noise down. Well i'm still recovering but here is an awesome Horrible Histories Series 4 RAF song piccie!

Fred Bear xx

P.S. I don't one any of the piccies I put up of any famous peeps - sadly... :)