Hey peeps!
How are you? Well i'm dying at the moment if you wanted to know...
Well me dying all started at netball...
...I hurt my finger really badly, i'd probably make you die cause it's pretty complicated...
...Then I got bit by an asian - which was pretty scary (now i've got herpes... :( jks :) )...
...Then I didn't get tickets to see One Direction - now I'm depressed - so imma gonna stalk them and eat cake :)...
...But mum cheered me up, cause she's usually a strict asian parent - but she started whining and acting all depressed cause she isn't ever gonna see Liam, and she supposedly tells me she had a dream that she was at the concert pushing all the girls away so she could get closer to the boys - which really made me laugh :D...
...But remember that asian that bit me earlier - he bit me again!!!!!!!!! - bitch :( - so now my hand is all puffy :(...
...And then there's this little british boy that leaves his bag unguarded and left alone, so I thought i'd make his bag happy by leaving it behind a bush, so this girl who calls herself a little dancer distracted him while I hid his bag behind a bush...
...We both walked away quickly, waiting for him to come after us...
...There was a silence, but then we heard "where is my bag gone? Oh no I've lost it!!!", the little dancer girl and I had quite a laugh, but then me being a bum and all that I went up to the ugly little boy and said "found your bag yet?"...
...And as per usual, he goes"you little bitch!!!!!" and I attempt to run with a heavy bag and that, but I rolled my ankle going around a corner, so I'm limping to try get away...
...But then I realise imma holding a milkshake so I say "If you lay a finder on me I will spray this in your face" (imma trying to sound all scary!) but then he grabs hold of my arms and rapes me on a bush - jks :P (well if you were watching it would of looked like that :/) he was actually trying to push me but he was trying to hold both of my hands back at the same time...
...And as I said before "If you lay a finger on me i'll spray this in your face!" - and thats what I did, so I won - again - ugly blonde dumb british boy 0 - awesome really smart anglo-indian really nice haired me 100393744362453252314734035846574985389402!...
...So yeah imma fine now and imma not dying anymore (my finger is but yeah :P)...
...Thank-you for reading all this if you actually did read this all :/ and here's a piccie of my fat finger and my ugly face :)
Yeah imma in my pjs! My finger is the thing rapped in bandages if you're all wondering!
So, have a really good weekend, and i'll see ya later!
Fred Bear xx
P.S. More of my evil plotting against that ugly little british boy coming up ahead :)
How are you? Well i'm dying at the moment if you wanted to know...
Well me dying all started at netball...
...I hurt my finger really badly, i'd probably make you die cause it's pretty complicated...
...Then I got bit by an asian - which was pretty scary (now i've got herpes... :( jks :) )...
...Then I didn't get tickets to see One Direction - now I'm depressed - so imma gonna stalk them and eat cake :)...
...But mum cheered me up, cause she's usually a strict asian parent - but she started whining and acting all depressed cause she isn't ever gonna see Liam, and she supposedly tells me she had a dream that she was at the concert pushing all the girls away so she could get closer to the boys - which really made me laugh :D...
...But remember that asian that bit me earlier - he bit me again!!!!!!!!! - bitch :( - so now my hand is all puffy :(...
...And then there's this little british boy that leaves his bag unguarded and left alone, so I thought i'd make his bag happy by leaving it behind a bush, so this girl who calls herself a little dancer distracted him while I hid his bag behind a bush...
...We both walked away quickly, waiting for him to come after us...
...There was a silence, but then we heard "where is my bag gone? Oh no I've lost it!!!", the little dancer girl and I had quite a laugh, but then me being a bum and all that I went up to the ugly little boy and said "found your bag yet?"...
...And as per usual, he goes"you little bitch!!!!!" and I attempt to run with a heavy bag and that, but I rolled my ankle going around a corner, so I'm limping to try get away...
...But then I realise imma holding a milkshake so I say "If you lay a finder on me I will spray this in your face" (imma trying to sound all scary!) but then he grabs hold of my arms and rapes me on a bush - jks :P (well if you were watching it would of looked like that :/) he was actually trying to push me but he was trying to hold both of my hands back at the same time...
...And as I said before "If you lay a finger on me i'll spray this in your face!" - and thats what I did, so I won - again - ugly blonde dumb british boy 0 - awesome really smart anglo-indian really nice haired me 100393744362453252314734035846574985389402!...
...So yeah imma fine now and imma not dying anymore (my finger is but yeah :P)...
...Thank-you for reading all this if you actually did read this all :/ and here's a piccie of my fat finger and my ugly face :)
So, have a really good weekend, and i'll see ya later!
Fred Bear xx
P.S. More of my evil plotting against that ugly little british boy coming up ahead :)
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